My mother tells this story that when I first went to school, I thought I was going to help the teachers. I didn't realise I was going to get educated.

Gag me with a spoon!

I didn’t have any concept of age or authority. I remember realising, Oh, the world has rules and we don’t.

Every job I’ve ever gotten has been an accident. All the jobs I actually go after, I don’t get.

I grew up with too much freedom. You can’t define yourself.

I’ve got a new relationship and I’m trapped in this old life.

How strange, when your father’s wearing women’s clothes and platform shoes, that a pair of loafers looks incredible.

I made enough money to buy a house. That’s crazy, but fame proved ephemeral.

My mother tells this story that when I first went to school, I thought I was going to help the teachers. I didn’t realize I was going to get educated.

Everyone has flaws. It’s a matter of finding the ones you can live with.